the last time i talked rubbish...

I know the heading seems a bit absurd and the fact that ..well,you know i ALWAYS do talk rubbish... so you  might be wondering that what this post is about... the fact being i got no idea of what to write and just... well, wanted to type on the keyboard(yes, i get weird fascinations) so i guess.. i AM actually talking rubbish and rubbish about nothing(pssstt... it is a secret... i am trying to prove myself as a lunatic!)

Well this is just a list of indications or symptoms can be even broken done to five stages that one must notice when you have i-can-talk-rubbish-till-eternity syndrome..

1.   The people around you or rather your audience will give you
      obvious signs that you are going to far with the rambling...

  (if you ignore that)

2.    They start teasing you and try to come up with topics which  
       can have least possibilities of your talking garbage..

   (and if you can still overcome that, applause to your creative mind!)

3.    They just keep mum and let you chatter away

       (and even THEN if you fail to realize, the amount of mental   
        torture you are)

4.     They start pulling and tearing up their hair..

        (i should think by now the TALKER would notice that but for the obvious reasons ignorant of the cause of such sudden desperate drastic actions)

5.      The last and the final stage would be ..   
         GOD SAVE YOU....

 The above points that i have enlisted is just to help out people who have a tendency to incline towards talks that many wont appreciate..... the fact that i realized it today after i had passed all the four stages with a blessed ignorance.. i can now proudly claim that i have been the reason of balding a minimum group of five... but stunts like these are not advisable rather life threatening.. a small contribution for the betterment of the world.!