It’s been a while since I found myself awake and sleepless
so late into the night, to be precise its 4:21:46-47 a.m EST. I never paid much
attention to time zones before, but here I am specifying which time zone I am in.
It makes matter complicated especially when a country has three time zones and
the time changing in every 6 months. We international student have hard time
calculating the time back home, especially when you have to remember which time
zone you are and then know if it’s day light saving or daylight wastage time of
the year. Why to make your life more complicated than it already is. Or then
again they are just trying to scare away Mexican immigrants by their
complexities of time system. That said, summer is here, I must say it is a
respite from the night is dark and full of terrors (you do get to know the
actually fears of winter after staying through the most mildest of all winters
in a 100 years) but I swear to god I probably smell like a
freshly fried beacon the moment I step out from the safety of my damp
apartment. This comes from a mumbaikar who has faced the stuffiest of summers
and monsoons in more stuffed train locals. Summers in which you actually felt
like carrying condensers only so you could breath (nerd joke alert) and also
spending some really long and complaining summers in Kolkata, I have been born
and raised in humidity and I find it unbearable in here.
Change of topic: pokemon go.. seems to be quite a thaang
right now, eh.. (yeah catching on the accent yo,) it has divided the whole of
the 7 billion (is it?) into 4 categories.
1. Pokemon go craziers- people whose life’s purpose
is to be the pokemasters , potentially everyone who plays it dreams about it .
2.
Pokemon don’t carers – what? When? Bleh……
3.
Pokemon non getters – people who are a fan but
have an incompetent phone. (me!)
4.
Pokemon wanna bes, pretendzees ( i am really getting the hang of american vocab huh!) – people who know zilch about
pokemon but want to join the crazy herd.
The power that pokemon go has harnessed is incredibly freaky. It just proves
that a certain “something” is edging towards world domination. This might just
be a test trail for the real thing to come into operation. You will blame the
heat for my crazy conspiratorial talk, but don’t tell me you didn’t feel the
chill go down your spine when you saw masses of people running about crazed in
parks and sidewalk when someone claims to see a rare pokemon, or when you hear
weird stories about people leaving their jobs in conquest of being the pokemon
masters. (no this is not a talk out of jealousy either). Actually I got a
pretty interesting idea for a story right there. May be I will publish for the generation
which comes after there is a revolution and world domination comes to an end ( a book named, "told you so!", nothing sells better than an obnoxious self gloating title!)
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| wake up world!!! |
I really don’t know why staying up late
makes my nose an oil field! It will save US lot of trouble to just harvest the
oils from my nose than meddling their nose into others affairs. till then PIKA
PIKA!!!
Oh and a very interesting theory on the
world of pokemon, check it out if you want your happy pokeworld to shatter http://9gag.com/gag/a7dDxQw?ref=fbp
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