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#condition one and only
marry someone with that voice *that voice* *that voice* ..

Here Comes The *SUN*

As Mumbai was in the brick of an zombie apocalypse caused by incessant rains in more animated words –“raining blue whales and brochiosauruses” and filtered sun rays through dense almost opaque clouds.. to save the day, oh no the month, humanity.. came the sun! The pale mumbaikars who had started limping and looking for dry roads stared into the warm rays like they were stunted by the warmth.. a whole month ie 30days..ie 720 hours ie 43200 mins ie 2592000secs ie 2.592X10^9 micro-secs ie.....

In came the blissful excited protons (rays) piercing through the clouds proving whose the boss of the skies and shooting right over the morbid grey port hole riddled roads and waterlogged rail tracks. A few more days and i bet on my happy soul that there would have been a zombie outbreak.. with commutators waddling through knee deep water  and infecting others by just looking at them.. their damp clothes that refuse to dry clinging to their bodies which have gone pale, leathery and wrinkled due to the absence of vitaminD and constant osmosis taking place.. it would have been zombieland revisted!

May be i speak too soon. Hopefully the sun comes and stays for a day or two. Cause it wont be long before i start missing the splashing about dirty water and complaining about truckloads of rain!

PS: when you have nothing to talk, talk about the weather. 

the muscle man

he was so swollen with muscles and with such huge biceps that he couldn't lift his arm to feed himself.. and died.

note: put on your glares cause my sunniness will blind you! :]